iPad users ‘are the selfish elite’, claims survey
By Daniel Bates
Are you wealthy, sophisticated and smart but don’t care about anybody else?
The chances are you own an iPad.
A survey has revealed the typical person who has bought Apple’s latest gadget is unkind and has little empathy for others.
They have been branded the ‘selfish elite’ by a poll of 20,000 consumers carried out by an American research company.
The £429 device has become the most desired gadget in Britain since its launch in May and 600,000 are expected to be sold before the end of the year.
But the next time you see someone sitting on a train smugly using theirs, take comfort from the fact they are probably not a nice person.
According to Tim Koelkebeck of MyType, which carried out the survey, iPad owners are are six times more likely to be ‘wealthy, well-educated, power-hungry, over-achieving, sophisticated, unkind and non-altruistic 30-50-year-olds’.
They are self-centered workaholics with an overwhelming interest in business and finance who cherish ‘power and achievement’ and will not cross the street to help others, he added.
Mr Koelkebeck said that the high price was one reason why the iPad attracted such a specific clientele.
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It also appeals to people who spend all day working in front of a computer screen and enjoy interacting with new technology.
In their free time they are so used to computers they want another screen to ensure continuity in their lives.
Apple’s iPad can be used to browse the internet, read books and watch TV shows
Apple founder Steve Jobs says it will revolutionise everything about our lives, from the way we travel to how we read books.
It sold out within hours of its launch in the UK and initial problems with the Wi-Fi connection have not diminished the relentless demand for the device, which costs up to £699 for better models.
Whilst those that own an iPad are uncaring and selfish go-getters, those who criticise the device are branded by the survey as ‘independent geeks’.
Attacking the device gives them an ‘identity statement’, said Mr Koelkebeck, that helps them cope with their own failings.
‘As a mainstream, closed-platform device whose major claim to fame is ease of use and sex appeal, the iPad is everything that they are not.’
Last week, it was ‘iDosing’ where our vulnerable youth were tripping out to repetitive beats on youtube (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1296282/I-dosing-How-teenagers… and this week it is slander of all iPad owners.
Just as irritating as the absurdity of their fear-mongering agenda is the use of research to support their claims.
OK, first off – a poll of 20,000 consumers? This is 20,000 users of MyType’s facebook community and that number is there to give us the impression of rigour. Despite MyType’s claims that the data has been normalised, it’s daft to suggest that this is a representative sample – it’s a sample of facebook users who completed a personality test, aged 13-59, 200 of which own an iPad.
Despite the author’s valiant attempts to defend the findings in the comments to his post, we need to take this with a massive pinch of salt.
We’re going to be doing something more rigorous.
(thanks @victoriajane)
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